A single is usually just a song with another song attached to it. It's less then an album and more then just your average song. It's a complete package used to lure you in with promises of future awesomeness. As any idol group knows, the more singles you release the more exposure you get. Unless you're AKB48 and lace your singles with tricks of various versions of the same thing and thus forcing you into buying all of them. But lets not hate on the 48. Here are the winners of "The Peace" award for best single of 2009.
3rd Buono! - MY BOY (c/w Warp!)
2nd Morning Musume - Shouganai Yume Oibito (c/w 3, 2, 1 BREAKIN' OUT!)
1st Morning Musume - Nanchatte Renai (c/w Aki Urara and Subete wa Ai no Chikara)
The best sub-unit of all time was Minimoni, no contest. Unfortunately the whole group went down in scandal except for Takahashi and Mika, but there's still time. You know that's why it was so awesome. Which group will be the next? The winners of the "Tanpopo" award for best sub-unit in Hello!Project are.
A good album has a balance of singles to new songs. You don't want to feel cheated in buying an album if you've purchased all the singles right? Of course our albums are always good. Except our next to be chock full of Anime goodness and another remix of Special Generation. You know you love it, don't deny! Here are the winners of the "Ikimasshoi" award for Album of the year.
3rd Pucchi Best 10
2nd Hello!Project - Champloo 1 ~Happy Marriage Song Cover Shuu~
1st Morning Musume - Platinum 9 DISC
Of course I had to come back to present this award. After all these years they can't seem to find a suitable replacement for me. In fact this award is obsolete since two of the "ace's" are graduating and Sayumi? Really? I feel insulted. Of course this is all Tsunku's fault, the pompous ass. Anyway, here are the winners for the "The
3rd Kamei Eri
2nd Michishige Sayumi
We spend hours and days practicing songs. Some become singles, others end up on albums or in concerts. That's exactly one of the reasons I decided it was time to leave. I'm far to lazy for all this work. Winners of the "Llama Sheen" award for song of the year are.
3rd Pira'! Otome no Negai - Pucchi Moni V and Top Secret - Hangry & Angry
2nd MY BOY - Buono! and Nanchatte Renai - Morning Musume
1st Shouganai Yume Oibito - Morning Musume
I'm Tsunku, of course I can present two award. To become the best you need to give them the best and I think I gave this group ample room to improve until I realized that I probably should have opted for another audition instead of getting rid of Koharu. You win some, you lose some. Hopefully these new girls I put in will rock the idol boat, you never know how the average wota will react to change. They are fickle creatures. Here are the winners of the "H!P All Stars" award for Best H!P Act of the year.
1st Morning Musume
Hope you enjoyed that little waste of time. Takahashi sure did. See you next year for the 2010 awards.
2010 was jam packed with a flurry of activity so I'm sure nominations will be all over the place. Can't wait, neither can Takahashi.