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HELP! Please help meeee !! 27 replies to this topic Started by Saki , Jan 31 2009 01:38 AM · 

#1 Saki

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:38 AM

Minna-san konbawa ! Saki chan desu .

I own a YT project , Sakura Project . I was wondering if anyone out there could help me make a website for that . Like because I'm gonna need like for lyrics and stuff or if someone could teach me it . Please help me !

-gomen wa . . .im so lame-

#2 ozu

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:44 AM

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:danceman: :weeeh: :weeeh: :frown: :lmfao: :dance: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

#3 swiggy

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:53 AM

:danceman:

#4 Special Needs Tricycle

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  • LET YOUR BODY MOVE TO THE MUSIC

Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:58 AM

Don't mind these assholes, Saki-chan! I'll be glad to help you! ^.^ I can make you a cho kawaii website for your YT Project! Just give me your YT username and password and I can get it done by tomorrow!

#5 Peking Duck

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  • Juice=Juice

Posted 31 January 2009 - 02:00 AM

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

#6 Prinny Squad

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  • Miyoshi Erika Penis Crisis!

Posted 31 January 2009 - 02:11 AM

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#7 Lovely

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  • ANGERME

Posted 31 January 2009 - 02:18 AM

Welcome to the forum, Saki! You just keep on posting and don't worry about a thing. It's not like you'll get banned for it. :wub:

#8 ozu

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 02:19 AM

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#9 Saki

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 02:20 AM

Welcome to the forum, Saki! You just keep on posting and don't worry about a thing. It's not like you'll get banned for it. :wub:



haha okay arigatou !

#10 Petit Melon

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 02:41 AM

omg. i think you should lots of pinku (japanese 4 pink) and midori (japanese 4 green) cuz it would be so kakkoii! (japanese 4 cool) like sakura trees desu ne! demo (japanese 4 but) i don't think kimi wa mazui (japanese 4 bad) dakara (japanese 4 because) minnatachi (japanese 4 everyone) wa projecthello is the saikou (japanese 4 best)

i can help you make this saito (japanese 4 site) if you give me your account pasuwaado (japanese 4 password). i can't taskute (japanese 4 help) kimi (japanese 4 you) if i can't get into your kouza (japanese 4 account)

otameshimini (japanese 4 i look forward to it)

arigatou na!!!!!! this will be chooooou kakkoii desu ne! saikou! sankyu!

#11 ozu

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 02:44 AM

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#12 eri

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:12 AM

Morningu Masume eats corn?

#13 Zazie

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  • モーニング娘。

Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:30 AM

-gomen wa . . .im so lame-

Well, at least you admit it.

#14 ketamine

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:56 AM

http://i9.photobucke...miralackbar.jpg

Are you serious? You're doing it wrong.

@Saki, it seems like you've been participating a bit in the lyrics section. That's nice. That's real nice. Before you continue, you might want to read the page EVERYONE is supposed to read before they post. :wub:

Edited by ketamine, 31 January 2009 - 03:57 AM.


#15 Pi Kago

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  • MISS TAIWAN 2008

Posted 31 January 2009 - 04:08 AM

When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.

#16 Suika

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 04:13 AM

Kago, career, idols, sex.

#17 Prinny Squad

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 04:14 AM

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#18 ozu

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 04:59 AM

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#19 freezingkiss

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 05:29 AM

I love you Principal Skinner!

#20 Prinny Squad

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 06:27 AM

When you think about taboo subjects within Hello! Project, you think of scandals, sex, and alcohol most likely. But what about the one taboo nobody dares speak of?

I'm talking about, of course, Halation Summer.

The mere mention of the song creates images in the brain of children crying, riots breaking out in the streets of Los Angeles, and pain for everybody involved. It's rumoured that, in fact, Satan heard this song, and began hysterically weeping while surrendering his throne of Hell to Coconuts Musume. Where else would April have gone?

So many people wonder this: What were you thinking, Makoto and Tsunku? Well, in order to accurately trace this, we must date back to ancient Egyptian times.

According to Egyptian cult belief in Heliopolis, the deity Atum created the universe. Of course, Atum was a badass, so he could impregnate himself, which led to the birth of the god Shu and the goddess Tefnut. What many people don't know, however, is that a third god was created on this day! And this god's name was Tsunku.

Tsunku was the most powerful god of the three, but Atum asked of Tsunku; "I beg of you! Please wait until the dawn of an economic miracle! When you are born and are strong enough you may take vengeance on the world, but until then please seal your power." And so Tsunku complied with the creator of the universe, sealing himself away until 1968 when Japan's powerful economic times were in full swing.

But in order to take revenge on the world, he would need assistance. He crafted four demi-gods from his flesh, naming them Hatake, Taisei, Shu and Makoto as well as forming the religious movement known as Sharan Q. While Shu would be slain during a contest between gods, his other demi-gods were still willing. The most willing of all, however, would be Makoto.

Makoto, seeking Tsunku's goal of vengeance for years of imprisonment, traveled to Hawaii and captured five Hawaiian teenagers during a concert at their local bar. This was during Morning Musume's rise, so this would be the perfect opportunity! He offered them to his leader Tsunku, who would name them "Coconuts Musume." While many think this is a reference to Hawaii, Coconuts actually was a term used for loud ravenous harpies during their time.

And so, Tsunku would enact his vengeance. He would craft Summer Night Town and promote this as their lead single, but at the last moment make Halation Summer the lead single. Thousands of suicides were reported within 24 hours, and this would be known in Japan's history as "Dark Friday." Coincidentally, this would lead to an increase of rapes, robberies, and murders in the US. While this was initially blamed on Woodstock 1999, the US Government would cover up the existence of Halation Summer using all of their power.

Now you know! And knowing is half the battle.

#21 Hana

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 06:51 AM

Origins of Halation Summer

That absolutely made my day. :lol:

Between that and the lip synching puppets on Craig Ferguson's show, you've made my week, actually. :wub:

#22 Pi Kago

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 07:49 AM

Now you know! And knowing is half the battle.


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Fact: The release time frame of Halation Summer is directly correlated with a rise in the abortion rate worldwide.

#23 Special Needs Tricycle

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  • LET YOUR BODY MOVE TO THE MUSIC

Posted 31 January 2009 - 04:32 PM

When you think about taboo subjects within Hello! Project, you think of scandals, sex, and alcohol most likely. But what about the one taboo nobody dares speak of?

I'm talking about, of course, Halation Summer.

The mere mention of the song creates images in the brain of children crying, riots breaking out in the streets of Los Angeles, and pain for everybody involved. It's rumoured that, in fact, Satan heard this song, and began hysterically weeping while surrendering his throne of Hell to Coconuts Musume. Where else would April have gone?

So many people wonder this: What were you thinking, Makoto and Tsunku? Well, in order to accurately trace this, we must date back to ancient Egyptian times.

According to Egyptian cult belief in Heliopolis, the deity Atum created the universe. Of course, Atum was a badass, so he could impregnate himself, which led to the birth of the god Shu and the goddess Tefnut. What many people don't know, however, is that a third god was created on this day! And this god's name was Tsunku.

Tsunku was the most powerful god of the three, but Atum asked of Tsunku; "I beg of you! Please wait until the dawn of an economic miracle! When you are born and are strong enough you may take vengeance on the world, but until then please seal your power." And so Tsunku complied with the creator of the universe, sealing himself away until 1968 when Japan's powerful economic times were in full swing.

But in order to take revenge on the world, he would need assistance. He crafted four demi-gods from his flesh, naming them Hatake, Taisei, Shu and Makoto as well as forming the religious movement known as Sharan Q. While Shu would be slain during a contest between gods, his other demi-gods were still willing. The most willing of all, however, would be Makoto.

Makoto, seeking Tsunku's goal of vengeance for years of imprisonment, traveled to Hawaii and captured five Hawaiian teenagers during a concert at their local bar. This was during Morning Musume's rise, so this would be the perfect opportunity! He offered them to his leader Tsunku, who would name them "Coconuts Musume." While many think this is a reference to Hawaii, Coconuts actually was a term used for loud ravenous harpies during their time.

And so, Tsunku would enact his vengeance. He would craft Summer Night Town and promote this as their lead single, but at the last moment make Halation Summer the lead single. Thousands of suicides were reported within 24 hours, and this would be known in Japan's history as "Dark Friday." Coincidentally, this would lead to an increase of rapes, robberies, and murders in the US. While this was initially blamed on Woodstock 1999, the US Government would cover up the existence of Halation Summer using all of their power.

Now you know! And knowing is half the battle.



#24 Prinny Squad

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  • Miyoshi Erika Penis Crisis!

Posted 31 January 2009 - 06:02 PM

Now you know! And knowing is half the battle.


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Fact: The release time frame of Halation Summer is directly correlated with a rise in the abortion rate worldwide.

An All Nippon Airways flight was also hijacked in Tokyo on this day.

#25 ozu

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 09:10 PM

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#26 Soli

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 09:24 PM

^ New forum banner? :wink:

Saki-chan, you're so cute. :tongue:

#27 Lovely

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  • ANGERME

Posted 01 February 2009 - 12:49 AM

^ New forum banner? :tongue:


YES PLEASE.

#28 sadude

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  • ~<3

Posted 01 February 2009 - 01:47 AM

This is locked, and you have been demoted. Consider it your first and only warning. Read the rules, for starters. Then lurk for a while and try to get a feel for the board because you completely missed that.

You've shown a lot of ignorance and basic lack of respect in making this thread, being naive in general, and in not knowing why people responded to you the way they did, all because you didn't read the rules and didn't understand how the board worked. This is not a general section where you post anything and everything. We are not here to be your instant friends to fulfill your every request and help you out with every little problem that you have. Also, your post was littered with random Japanese phrases, which is a HUGE no-no here and honestly the main thing that pissed everyone off here. Do not let it happen again.

p.s.: Well, done, Prinny. :tongue: