What the hell was the S/mileage announcement?
It's in their single thread:
Kananan is expected to become "Super Yattaruchan" and Takechan will be looking out for that as well. They will be doing certain things to achieve this between August and next March.
They have both joined Twitter. @kana_nakanishi and @akari_takeuchi, and if you use the hashtag #yattaruchan_narou to describe your status as a "Dekinai-chan" or "Samishii-chan," (or whatever adjective) then one of the two of them might respond with advice for you on how to become Yattaruchan.