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Kyary is Back, Bitches! And looks sleepy! 102 replies to this topic Started by Haru , Dec 13 2011 04:46 AM · 

#1 Haru

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 04:46 AM

Link. Her first single, called "Tsukematsukeru." Shame is nothing can outdo "PONPONPON." To be honest this is a little boring. And she looks sleepy and sad as hell. I wonder if idol life is catching up already. I don't know if it's the makeup or what but she looks terrible.

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#2 neshcom

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 04:56 AM

I thought the new song was pretty meh all-around. Slow Yasu-song with a not-that-exciting video.
/quickedit
Sorry Kyary, but you are WAY too young to start sitting all the damn time.

#3 Plum

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 06:20 AM

She looks fine! You wanna see dark circles, come look at me. :lol: It does strike me that her skin (on her arms, too) looks reaaaaally white.

Thoughts, in order: "Ugh, everything Kyary does begs to made into a cake. This is like the weird part of Narnia. HAHAHA, her boobs have fake lashes! That's fantastic."

And I like the song. I approve overall.

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 06:24 AM

Well, I like cutesy-wutesy mid-tempo Nakata, damn it, so this is right up my alley. With the Christmas song for Coltemonikha and this, plus the mini-album, and then Perfume to balance it out, I've been very happy with what Nakata's been doing lately. Though I do want another Capsule album now :lol:

I don't think she looks that bad aside from when she's "the queen" and being bored, but I think that's part of the act. She's been active as a model/weird Shibaya person for a lot longer than she's been singing, so I hope she's at least a bit used to a hectic schedule and so on. I don't think one mini-album and a couple of TV appearances would wipe her out. To be honest I'm not even sure if she toured around and promoted it all that heavily? But I could be wrong about that. I did see a couple interviews and performances.

#5 Afternoon Mimolette

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 11:29 AM

sitting all the damn time.


All I could think of was Hollywood Squares. Gotta say it. :puppyeyes:

I like this video!! I kind of feel like the tired and uninterested look was a stylistic choice to contrast with the rest of the video's energy? Or, perhaps they just filmed it at unholybuttcrackofmorn' hours and she was tired. It happens.
The song is fun enough, and it's only her second video, so I haven't written her off yet.

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#6 TnB

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 02:10 PM

I think it's fantastic. :wub: The bored-face is definitely part of the act. The whole idea is that she starts out as this bored queen with no excitement in her life, and then she puts on her false eye lashes (Tsukema Tsukeru = put on false lashes) and they're like her "transformation belt" - everything is great and amazing!!! :lol:

As soon as I saw the title for this when it was first announced I was afraid it was going to be one big cheesy commercial for her false lashes (which are fabulous btw and I totally bought some). In some ways it is, but...in the most ridiculous, fun, and Kyary way possible. I mean come on...eyelashboobs. :weeeh: I love that when she puts on the lashes to transform, she actually already has one set of lashes on. :lol: But she puts on Kyary lashes which are obviously much better.

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 03:25 PM

Haha, I didn't notice that before, that's hilarious!

I also didn't notice that she gets eaten by the CG book at the end. Just her, too, not the other dancers or the whole set, just her. So good! :lol:

#8 Haru

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 03:37 PM

I'm not referring to the bored face in the vid; but rather how tired she looks on the cover, plus:

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#9 Sabaku Ika

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 05:04 PM

I ferociously approve of this video. I'm less a fan of the song, but it's not bad. PON PON PON was mostly great for the video as well.
I like how this one is just as bizzarre as PPP, but much more ordered and clean. Not that one is better than the other...

Sorry Kyary, but you are WAY too young to start sitting all the damn time.


You are never too young to sit all the damn time. It makes your dancing more original.


#10 TnB

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 08:59 PM

I'm not referring to the bored face in the vid; but rather how tired she looks on the cover, plus:

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I hate to tell you, but that's how all idols look without makeup on. And most people in general. :lol: The second one looks fine to me. She has eye bags, but...again, most people do.

The cover is pretty bad though. I blame the eyebrow bleaching. Never a good idea on anyone.

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Posted 14 December 2011 - 09:43 AM

The circle lenses give her sans-makeup shots a creepy vibe in my opinion :lol:

Here's one from before she debuted Pon Pon Pon:
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Also, can't resist posting this :3
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#12 Haru

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Posted 14 January 2012 - 06:08 PM

Damn, can we just have a constant Kyary thread? :confused:

Gotta share this. :whatthe:

#13 Shoujo Q

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Posted 14 January 2012 - 08:14 PM

Posted Image What the hell did I just read? The internet is ruining humanity. (I mean sure it's helping out a lot with uniting us an all, but it's still letting all the crackpots get together and mingle.)

#14 Afternoon Mimolette

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Posted 14 January 2012 - 08:19 PM

Oh my gosh, that is hilarious. The things some people think of are really incredible.
There's a write-up on PonPonPon, but it's not as funny.
There are lots of articles about the website, I can't stop giggling.

I think they're being serious. 8o

Needs moar ManBearPig.

#15 Farrah

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Posted 14 January 2012 - 09:18 PM

I feel like the odd one out! I have been completely unable to get into the Kyary fad in the slightest. Her voice is painfully flat to me, and while I love Nakata, I've been very bored with what he's done for her so far.

#16 cadmonkey

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Posted 15 January 2012 - 12:26 AM

I don't know...if the Illuminati were looking to push their views, a Japanese pop singer wouldn't be a bad place to start. Nobody would see it coming.

And I just learned last week that she performed in Los Angeles in December, about a 10 minute bike ride from my house. :frown:

Edited by cadmonkey, 15 January 2012 - 12:27 AM.


#17 neshcom

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Posted 15 January 2012 - 12:38 AM

Gotta share this. :whatthe:

That place is a cesspool dedicated to making every single piece of content into a fucking Dan Brown novel. I mean, look at some of these comments, because either I'm missing some critical subtexts or these crackpots are making shit up as they go along.

Lady Gaga is either proud or jealous.
Hmmm… falling birthrates in Japan and Korea. It looks like some scumbag wants to exterminate them from within.

wtf? there’s gotta be something about those lips too. It always seems to be emphasized – colorful lips of Lady Gaga, Jessie J, and then I saw one Selena Gomez photoshoot with her lips colored as well. Anyone knows the symbolism with these lips? I hope VC will tell us.
In this video, there’s something about those lips as well as it’s portrayed.
Many wtf moments in that video. classic.

Wow this is a right-in-your face video and still ignorant people refuse to believe the truth…smh

Anyone else notice how the male dancers are dancing “girly” and “childishly” and all the while their chests are covered as if they have “breasts.” Odd. Isn’t this an add-on to that rumored “gay agenda?”

And the highest rated comment:

this is seriously getting out of hand! NWO is here already, and people dont know it. really sad…



#18 Haru

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Posted 15 January 2012 - 04:57 AM

Aw damn, my comment got deleted. I simply stated Kyary was the devil and we were all doomed. :whatthe:

#19 Petit Melon

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Posted 15 January 2012 - 05:44 AM

amazing gibberish


Those gave me a great laugh. :rofl:

Oh, it highlights the high rated comments?

This serves to show that we are definitely in for some rough times ahead as the constant symbolism must be a part of some greater plan that will affect the public as a whole. All these images demonstrate a clear agenda and I’m almost scared but much thanks to this site to keeping us informed and always ensuring that we are vigilant Posted Image


A song about false eyelashes is really a song that is dooming the world. Holee-moley. :lmfao: BRB GONNA GET ME SOME LULZ.

Person A: Gaga is a Haitian witch priestess btw. More than that its a Babylonian term for witch. Coincidence? I think not!
Person B: Gaga is also Filipino for “crazy.” The ‘coincidences’ just keep on piling up.And also, I noticed the dress she is wearing looks like Minnie Mouse.
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I get the feeling that Japan is in the far stages of a controlled social experiment. Japanese honor, tradition and courage (all often blindly offered to the emperor) is now perverted into being the reason the illuminated culture can thrive. As these core tenants are embedded into the minds of Japanese children from day 1, Japanese adolescents now suck up this happy go lucky Kanye infused music.

It almost feels like the top people who try and push illuminated content have assigned regions and right now Japan is winning. The Japanese need to return to their honor bound roots and start to serve the greater good.

And the imagery…. Jeez. This is a video a baby would only seem interested in, but they should not be watching TV either way. Growing up to be an adult does not seem cool anymore, and it started with my generation in the 80′s. I would love to see the child demographics for this video as I’m sure it would be astounding.

Anyone spot how they blow the horn in the end, then use the same gestured hand over their heads to form horns? They plan on separating our children from as we cram this dribble into their heads without realizing all a child wants is to be given a reason to grow up to be like their parents.

As they continue to try and confuse good with bad by associating fun with evil, we can turn the tables by spending a little more time with children and warn them of the dangers associated with content like this. It is a battle to protect the a type of person that does unto others as they would like done unto them, not do what they will.

I wonder if they are being pumped full of drugs under the guise of radiation therapy/prevention?



WHERE HAS THIS SITE BEEN ALL MY LIFE I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN AGES. Thank you, oh Haru, great seeker of the internet.

#20 Ap2000

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Posted 15 January 2012 - 06:07 AM

Oh FFS, calm down.
It's not amazing or entertaining in any way or form...

#21 Petit Melon

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Posted 15 January 2012 - 06:52 AM

Oh FFS, calm down.
It's not amazing or entertaining in any way or form...


You are quite incorrect. I enjoy reading conspiracy theories because they provide me great laughs. Perhaps I exaggerate in my ALL CAPS LINGO but I exaggerate 99% of everything, you know that. :rofl:

#22 Ap2000

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Posted 15 January 2012 - 07:30 AM

I hate to tell you, but that's how all idols look without makeup on. And most people in general. :lol: The second one looks fine to me. She has eye bags, but...again, most people do.


"Most people" as in asian idols ? Maybe, yes.
"Most people" as in "western guys/girls" ? Absolutely, clearly NO.

I don't know how I could disagree even more with you.

#23 Plum

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Posted 15 January 2012 - 08:43 AM

I don't know...if the Illuminati were looking to push their views, a Japanese pop singer wouldn't be a bad place to start. Nobody would see it coming.


Ever see Suicide Circle?

#24 TnB

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Posted 15 January 2012 - 06:41 PM



I hate to tell you, but that's how all idols look without makeup on. And most people in general. :lol: The second one looks fine to me. She has eye bags, but...again, most people do.


"Most people" as in asian idols ? Maybe, yes.
"Most people" as in "western guys/girls" ? Absolutely, clearly NO.

I don't know how I could disagree even more with you.


Uhh...the first point was that most people don't look perfect and amazing without makeup/special camera tricks/photoshop. Not that they have the same facial features as a Japanese woman, if that's what you're objecting to. The second point was that most people get eye bags from time to time when we're sleepy, have allergies, or for some people just because of genetics. Yes, all races and genders are subject to eye bags from time to time.

#25 cadmonkey

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Posted 15 January 2012 - 06:49 PM


I don't know...if the Illuminati were looking to push their views, a Japanese pop singer wouldn't be a bad place to start. Nobody would see it coming.


Ever see Suicide Circle?


Yup. It was 2deep4me, but if a group covering a Halko Momoi song tells me to something, I don't think I have a choice.

#26 aine

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Posted 16 January 2012 - 03:18 PM

This serves to show that we are definitely in for some rough times ahead as the constant symbolism must be a part of some greater plan that will affect the public as a whole. All these images demonstrate a clear agenda and I’m almost scared but much thanks to this site to keeping us informed and always ensuring that we are vigilant Posted Image

Once you people have had your fun please kindly advise them to watch The End of Evangelion movie so they can spontaneously combust and stop clogging the tubes with their bs, thanks. :D/


Ever see Suicide Circle?

Yup. It was 2deep4me,

You need to be connected to yourself to fully Understand. :lesson:

#27 Plum

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Posted 16 January 2012 - 05:30 PM



I don't know...if the Illuminati were looking to push their views, a Japanese pop singer wouldn't be a bad place to start. Nobody would see it coming.


Ever see Suicide Circle?


Yup. It was 2deep4me, but if a group covering a Halko Momoi song tells me to something, I don't think I have a choice.


Oh, I hated it, I was just asking since idol subliminal messages were such a big part of the plot. :lol:

#28 Shoujo Q

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 08:47 PM

Candy Candy Chewing Chewing :: Kyary's homage to anime?

#29 Plum

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Posted 14 March 2012 - 12:20 AM

Hmm... Tsukematsukeru>Pon Pon Pon> Candy Candy. I say this purely based on the songs, but it's similar ranking for the videos, just Pon wins out.

Still love her everything. Stil making a Kyary cake (once my life calms down). :lol:

#30 Anderei

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Posted 14 March 2012 - 12:29 AM

I like it! It's probably my favorite song by her so far. Looks like she used up a lot of the budget on the previous to videos, though.