Posted 15 March 2012 - 12:01 AM
Here is the script, but I've been distracted today, so there may be some mistakes.
Meeting new people really makes your heart skip a beat, doesn’t it?
We salute Commander Shibuya’s love!
Nina really wants Mami to believe the truth!
Waka-sama is a damned peeping Tom!
Salute for Commander Shibuya’s lost love!
Time has really flown by since I came to this school, but I’ve gotten used to it here.
I’m getting over my math allergy and the days have been passing peacefully.
But… On that day… It looked like it would all come crashing down.
All because of that one girl…
Good morning, everyone!
Today, we’ll have another transfer student joining our class!
Well, please come in.
Mistress, please enter.
What’s going on?
From today I will be joining you all. I’m Reiko Shirokane.
Since I love math, I’ve come to this school.
Actually, my father is the head of the Shirokane Corporation.
“Shirokane Corporation?” That massive company?
What a humongous case!
Then is she super rich?
This girl is my assistant. Pay no attention to her.
I hope we’ll have a lot of fun together. Please welcome me kindly.
She’s cute but… I don’t think she’s going to fit in with us.
What’s going on all of the sudden?
I’ve got a bad feeling about this…
Okay, wrap it up!
Listen up! I know you’re on a break, but we have to have a class meeting.
Everyone, thank you for gathering. I know it’s sudden, but I’d like to announce some changes to the school regulations.
Huh? What’s going on? What’s she talking about? (random classmate murmuring)
What’s this about?
The truth is, there are a lot of vulgar things that take place in this school that I can’t stand, so I’ve decided to take it upon myself to bring them to an end.
What gives you the right to do that?
My father will do anything I ask him to do.
That’s not an answer!
I've been studying up on you before I came here.
And so, let’s begin…
First up… Dialects are banned.
Huh? Why the hell?!?
Frankly, dialects are terrible to listen to. There is no beauty to them.
I’m doing it so you can all speak beautiful Japanese like I do.
Your Japanese… isn’t that perfect either…
Sorry, sorry but her father is the school’s top sponsor, so we’ve got to hear her out.
Next… Vanity is banned.
We can’t have people like you constantly saying “I’m so cute!” It’s not beautiful.
What the hell are you talking about?!? I’m not wrong, I AM truly cute!
Next… Being an idiot is banned. Being an idiot is ugly.
“Ugly,” she says…
Next… Mysteries are banned.
Those things are a complete waste of time.
Why are you saying that?
It’s too much! Too many rules! (classmate murmuring)
They’re right! Let us do as we please!
Here is a token of the mistress’ affection. Please take one if you like.
Really?!? Oh, I’m so sorry… I am a young woman, after all, and am really into things like these.
Go ahead and take as many as you like.
So sorry, but I’ll just take a few for my little ones. They'll be so happy!
Don’t try to bribe people!!!
Next… Gluttony is banned.
Wha-? Gluttony too? But that’s…
Speaking of food… Mentaiko is banned, as is tonkotsu ramen. Foods like that aren’t beautiful at all.
I can’t forgive this anymore!
Sensei has a child to look after!
You don’t want his father to lose his job!
Well then, that’s it for now.
By the way, anyone breaking these regulations will be expelled from school.
We will make this school a more beautiful place.
Well the, Meguro, let’s go have some French food for lunch.
Let’s le go!
“Let’s le go?”
Hey, hey, hey! Listen, listen!
What, what, what?
It looks like the school regulations have changed.
I also heard that a rich girl has transferred here!
So is this something bad?
Making noise in the corridors is banned! It’s not beautiful!
It really is bad!!!
What are you doing?
Mysteries are banned!
I'm in pain! I'm going through withdrawl! Give me back my Sherlock!!!
Kazuki-kun, being an idiot is banned!
But I’m studying! Look!
Vanity is banned! You’ll be expelled!
Huh?!? I’m just putting on lip gloss!
You’re thinking to yourself, “I’m just so cute.”
So you're not even going to deny it?!?
Dammit! Enough with the freaking whistle blowing!
Meguro, time to go back out on patrol. Let's see if we can find more rule-breakers.
We're drawing closer to my ideal. It's so exciting to see things coming together.
Somehow, it looks like we’re the only group that they’re going after…
Mistress, a call for you.
Yes. Nina and the others have been severely weakened.
Everything is all smoothly going according to plan.
Dammit! What’s up with that Reiko woman?!?
So that’s what making you so irritated.
When I can’t eat tonkotsu it puts me in a bad mood!
I see. She's also been bribing everyone around me in the teachers' room as well.
Sensei? Don’t tell me… That…
Huh? Ah… She gave it to me. How could I turn it down as a young woman?
Shouldn’t you just battle her like you always do?
But Muraki-sensei made me stop. He could be fired if I fight her…
I see… There’s not much you can do.
Ma’am… We’re hungry…
I understand. I feel the same way.
Mei! Are you okay?
It’s impossible! Until now, we could eat eight times a day. But since gluttony has been banned, we can only eat three times! It’s unbelievable!
Mei! Hang in there, Mei!
Hurry! Hurry and call a teacher to help!
Mistress, here you go.
Reiko! I will defeat you!
I’ll put an end to your tyranny!
Well now… Aren’t we full of spirit?
It’s fine. It will be a good distraction.
I will begin!
Using Hubble’s Law, determine the age of the universe!
1.39 x 10 to the 10th power years old.
That was fast!
Now it’s my turn…
When the mathematician Euler was born on April 15th, 1707, what day of the week was it?
Um… It was…
The answer is “Friday.”
You use Zeller’s Congruence to find it.
Well then, here’s another question.
What is the greatest common devisor of 12,345,654,321 and 1,234,321?
I don’t know…
The answer is 121.
She’s not just a rich girl, she’s really good at this!
Looks like you were all talk.
Where did all that spirit from before go?
I can’t forgive this!
But, without my mentaiko and tonkotsu, I can’t gather my strength!
Gluttony is really terrible, isn’t it?
You’re such a pain… Hurry up and disappear.
Please disappear. You’re an eyesore.
How cruel… Poor ma’am…
But… In this case… In this case…
Is that alright?
If you do that, you’ll be expelled!
I know that! But if I don’t there’s nothing I can go about that girl! I need to build up my strength so I can battle Reiko!
At this moment, I don't even care about staying in this school. So to beat Reiko Shirokane… MENTAIKO!
I’m not quite sure I get it, but she’s serious!
I see it! In this kind of situation, Nina Machida’s true power is finally unleashed!
I’ve never seen anything like it either!
You smell like mentaiko…
You ate some, didn’t you? You’ll be expelled!
That’s fine with me. Just fight me!
If Nina wins, change the school regulations back to the way they were!
I don’t think…
Are you running from me?
I’m not running from anything. I just wouldn’t get any enjoyment from battling a barbarian like you.
There’s just nothing in it for me…
Then I’ll put my neck on the line!
Battle Nina-sama, and if she loses I’ll be expelled along with her!
That’s too much!
So please battle Nina-sama!
I’ll also offer myself up. If Nina-sama loses I’ll be expelled.
EHHHH~?!? Me too?!?
I get it… My neck’s on the line too.
Like a true henchman. He shares his fate with his master.
But why do I have a bad feeling about this…
Well with all that said… Fine. I accept your challenge.
But I get to dictate the terms of the challenge. If you’ve got a problem with it, this battle won’t happen.
Fine with me.
I accept those terms!
And so, now we will begin. Nina VS. Reiko. Let us start the math battle.
The type of battle is?
I’ve thought it over. An original form of poker.
Yes. In this style of poker, I’ll be by myself, and you three will play together. I get five cards and you three get two, two, and one card.
You are not allowed to talk to each other. When you draw new cards, you are allowed to show the ones you discarded. Using those handicaps, you have to work together to win. Interesting, isn’t it?
Why are you using those rules?
I always would play against my father who loves poker, but I could never win. So I changed the rules to suit me. The same with the school regulations.
The members I’ll face are…
It can’t be helped… Henchman! Fight!
Of course, I’ll give you all a little help…
When it’s time to draw, I get one chance. But it’s okay for you all to draw twice.
This will all be decided in three matches. If you are able to win just one of them, the victory is yours. How about it?
Fine with me.
And so, Reiko’s Modified Poker… Battle START!
I can’t lose… To become Math Boss… To find out what happened to my sister…
If we lose this, everyone is expelled.
Shall we begin?
Alright! I got a good hand! Nina will hold here!
A 10 and an 8. I need to try and get a pair… I should get rid of the 8.
Ah, dammit… Of course I’d get the weakest card, a 2!
And so, please discard and draw please. You go first, mistress.
I will discard two cards.
Two cards means she may have three of a kind… But for our team, the best we could have is Nina with one pair, Sayu with one pair, which would be two pairs. But if Nina and Sayu both have the same cards, it would be four of a kind… This is way too hard… If my henchman has the same card as one of us, that would be three of a kind… A full house! This game is in the hands of my henchman!
Nina will hold here!
It looks like you’ve got a pair. Great. How lucky you are.
I’ll take one card.
Please, be something good!
Alright! I’ll also hold here!
Next… Your turn.
What should I do? I should probably discard it… A 2 is pretty worthless.
This looks pretty good!
I’ll hold here too.
The card drawing phase is finished. And so, please reveal your cards!
I have a straight.
That came out of nowhere!
Next, Nina team, reveal your hands.
Here I go!
Nina has a pair of queens!
I also have a pair. 10s!
That’s great too!
Finally it’s Kazuki-kun…
If he’s got a queen or a 10, Nina’s team will win with a full house!
My card is… This one!
All cards have been revealed.
Reiko has a straight. Nina team has two pairs.
The first battle of three is mistress’ victory!
Well, it’s only natural that I’d win.
Of course you would, mistress!
And so, let’s begin the second round!
Oh crap! This game is too hard!
We can’t win like this…
This outcome is only natural. I’m no normal transfer student…
What’s going to happen to us?
What should we do? What can we do?!?
Suugaku Joshi Gakuen has become a game! It’s a super fun game where you can use cards of us to have math battles!
There’s also a book for the show coming out soon! There’s a lot of new pictures in it!
Definitely check them out, okay!