Cluttering the spam thread again!
So instead of watching the video. The nice girl provided a link to the original list. I took it and, added (changed) some things. If you can think of any other type of fan, I'll add to it.
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Weeaboo - Sugoi Kawai nee Chou Very BEAUTY! Doki Doki!! SAYUMIN DAISUKI!!!</div>
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Old Fans - Another 12 year old in Morning Musume. What the hell? I wish they put more older girls in.</div>
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Hipster - You probably never heard of my favorite member/group. Oh and for the record, Asuka was 12 when she joined Morning Musume, your statement is invalid.</div>
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Police aka Forum Moderators - That photo was posted 2 pages back and stop double posting! You posted that 5 minutes apart.</div>
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Crazy Wota - I bought 80 versions of the same single because I want them to be #1 on Oricon!!!</div>
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Collectors - I have every single photo of my favorite member. Here's 10 pages devoted to her in the same outfit! No that's not a double! She, her head is turned slightly!!!</div>
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Concert Wota - JUMP JUMP JUMP. Oh, I'm sorry, was that your shin I just heard crack?</div>
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Center Wota - She's center because her voice is amazing, she's the BEST singer in all of H!P!! You don't know crap!</div>
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BG Wota - They need to give her more lines, she's got an amazing voice. Riho is such a line hog.</div>
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Fan Gulls aka Leech - Sub this, sub this, where's the single, where's the single?! I need this song, I need it! Give me an MP3! GIVE ME THE VIDEO IN HD!!!! I can't find the download link! Give Give! Sub Sub! OMG WHY DOES THIS HAVE SUBTITLES, SOMEONE FIND ME ONE WITHOUT THEM!? (I'm not actually going to buy this single. BUT it's SO awesome!)</div>
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Experts - Morning Musume has been around since 1997, let me show you all my stats! </div>
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OMG Fan - OMG THEY GAVE MY FAVORITE 2 MORE LINES THEN THE LAST TIME!!!! She's totally going to be center soon, I know it! Or, They got #1 on Oricon, TAKE THAT ***48!</div>
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Peacemaker - The reason they are the center is because it's what mangement wants, it's not the girls. Stop fighting over who gets what lines, it's not worth the argument. Perhaps you should go outside and get some fresh air?</div>
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Blogger - I just did a review of the latest MM single, please go read it and comment. Please?</div>
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Pirates - Despite the fact that UF is releasing all the music videos on youtube, here is a bittorrent to it so you can keep it forever on your computer. Oh and I'll have the single out to your 2 weeks before it's released.</div>
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Fashionista - Those concert outfits are hidious! Why can't they wear normal street clothes? Oh, those are normal street clothes? Well... OMG WHEN DID MAASA CUT HER HAIR!?</div>
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AKB Haters - Biknis, Boobs, Fanservice, H!P has better standards then THAT! </div>
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Autotune/Electro Haters - Ugh this song would be so much better if they sang it without all that autotune. What I wouldn't give for an acoustic version. </div>
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Photobook Lovers - KYAAA! Ayumi is finally getting a photobook. Where is Haruna's? She should have gotten one first.</div>
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Photobook Haters - Airi is getting another photobook? What does she have, 20 by now and Chisato only has one. Pfft. </div>
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Music fan - I've got the entire discography of H!P on my computer. I don't really watch the concerts or pay much attention to the girls outside of the music. I've got rips of all the concerts too! You should hear this one, it's great quality!</div>
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New Fan coming from Anime- Kirarin Revolution changed my life. Doki! <3 Kusumi Koharu is amazing!</div>
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New Fan coming from YouTube - Why did Kamei Eri leave!? She was amazing!</div>
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Ranking Fans - Haruna was my #1, but she's not #5, and now Airi is #1. Morning Musume was great but now they are #2 and C-ute is #1. </div>
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H!O - Ha! lol! YAY 1000th post! Happy Birthday MIYABI!!! </div>
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JPLOP - I posted this before anyone else, THANK ME! </div>
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MMBBS - ... Oh hey they released a new single last week. So how was your weekend?</div>
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Tsunku Haters - Tsunku hates Suzuki Kanon, that's why she never gets any lines. Tsunku did a horrible job designing those covers. Tsunku really doesn't know how to pick good outfits for singles does he? Tsunku must have paid them peanuts to make this PV. I could have done a better job with my foot. Why did Tsunku have to graduate Reina? Ugh, TSUNKU! There he is again ruining another song. </div>
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H!P Haters - You people have no idea what real music is, you're a bunch of idiots. AKB48 and Idoling is where it's at now. Get a clue!</div>