H!P has some unique value
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H!P has some unique value
I feel that UFA has some kind of secret skill to create and keep idols.
Generally Avex idols have more talent than H!P. They are better singers and dancers. But they don't have idol value as much as H!P.
Look at the members of DREAM. They are fugly.
I don't understand why Avex always fail to audition cute faces.
AKB is very aggressive to international markets.
But they lack something either.
Shinoda and Itoda probably could get by even in H!P but other members won't get through the audition for H!P.
Generally Avex idols have more talent than H!P. They are better singers and dancers. But they don't have idol value as much as H!P.
Look at the members of DREAM. They are fugly.
I don't understand why Avex always fail to audition cute faces.
AKB is very aggressive to international markets.
But they lack something either.
Shinoda and Itoda probably could get by even in H!P but other members won't get through the audition for H!P.
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Re: H!P has some unique value
I think that's pretty clear.
He feels that UFA has some kind of secret skill to create and keep idols.
Generally Avex idols have more talent than H!P. They are better singers and dancers. But they don't have idol value as much as H!P.
Look at the members of DREAM. They are fugly.
He doesn't understand why Avex always fail to audition cute faces.
AKB is very aggressive to international markets.
But they lack something either.
Shinoda and Itoda probably could get by even in H!P but other members won't get through the audition for H!P.
<img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... lesson.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lmfao:' /> He's giving you a poetry lesson, also.
The loveliest idols on earth
Have all had an UFA birth
.............So I guess it would seem <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... unsure.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />
.............Avex only can DREAM <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... omgwtf.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':omgwtf:' />
Of filling Anpan with such mirth!
Seriously, though, every company looks for different "types" of girls. While MM may be what you prefer, and what you personally find to be the most perfect idol type, for someone else another group may be that.
He feels that UFA has some kind of secret skill to create and keep idols.
Generally Avex idols have more talent than H!P. They are better singers and dancers. But they don't have idol value as much as H!P.
Look at the members of DREAM. They are fugly.
He doesn't understand why Avex always fail to audition cute faces.
AKB is very aggressive to international markets.
But they lack something either.
Shinoda and Itoda probably could get by even in H!P but other members won't get through the audition for H!P.
<img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... lesson.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lmfao:' /> He's giving you a poetry lesson, also.
The loveliest idols on earth
Have all had an UFA birth
.............So I guess it would seem <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... unsure.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />
.............Avex only can DREAM <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... omgwtf.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':omgwtf:' />
Of filling Anpan with such mirth!
Seriously, though, every company looks for different "types" of girls. While MM may be what you prefer, and what you personally find to be the most perfect idol type, for someone else another group may be that.
Last edited by Pflaume on Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:49 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: H!P has some unique value
As long as this doesn't turn into an H!P vs AKB thing, maybe the thread can stay as a happy reminder of why H!P "has some unique value"?
Re: H!P has some unique value
This thread was worth it for Pflaume's poem alone.
Re: H!P has some unique value
This should become an H!P poetry thread in honor of Pflaume.
Here is a limmerick or two:
There was a big group called H!P
As talented as idols can be
(which, upon 2nd thought
isn't really that hot)
But, I'm not a hater hee hee
If virginal idols will be
A business model for H!P
Then a bunion or hip
Is a pregnancy slip
Unless they can pimp like Tsuji
Here is a limmerick or two:
There was a big group called H!P
As talented as idols can be
(which, upon 2nd thought
isn't really that hot)
But, I'm not a hater hee hee
If virginal idols will be
A business model for H!P
Then a bunion or hip
Is a pregnancy slip
Unless they can pimp like Tsuji
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Re: H!P has some unique value
Say what you want about the others, but I will shank you and leave you choking on your own blood for disrespecting Dream, retard.
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Sayumi R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Sayumi R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Re: H!P has some unique value
[quote name='eri' post='84318' date='Sep 1 2010, 05:54 PM']This should become an H!P poetry thread in honor of Pflaume.
Here is a limmerick or two:
There was a big group called H!P
As talented as idols can be
(which, upon 2nd thought
isn't really that hot)
But, I'm not a hater hee hee
If virginal idols will be
A business model for H!P
Then a bunion or hip
Is a pregnancy slip
Unless they can pimp like Tsuji[/quote]
Ever thought of a career in the greetings card industry <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />.
But let's have more of those, they made me do a big smile <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... umbsup.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D/' />.
Here is a limmerick or two:
There was a big group called H!P
As talented as idols can be
(which, upon 2nd thought
isn't really that hot)
But, I'm not a hater hee hee
If virginal idols will be
A business model for H!P
Then a bunion or hip
Is a pregnancy slip
Unless they can pimp like Tsuji[/quote]
Ever thought of a career in the greetings card industry <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />.
But let's have more of those, they made me do a big smile <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... umbsup.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D/' />.
Re: H!P has some unique value
[quote name='Al Kusanagi' post='84319' date='Sep 1 2010, 01:22 PM'][/quote]
[quote name='eri' post='84318' date='Sep 1 2010, 12:54 PM']This should become an H!P poetry thread in honor of Pflaume.
Here is a limmerick or two:
There was a big group called H!P
As talented as idols can be
(which, upon 2nd thought
isn't really that hot)
But, I'm not a hater hee hee
If virginal idols will be
A business model for H!P
Then a bunion or hip
Is a pregnancy slip
Unless they can pimp like Tsuji[/quote]
MY H!P
[quote name='eri' post='84318' date='Sep 1 2010, 12:54 PM']This should become an H!P poetry thread in honor of Pflaume.
Here is a limmerick or two:
There was a big group called H!P
As talented as idols can be
(which, upon 2nd thought
isn't really that hot)
But, I'm not a hater hee hee
If virginal idols will be
A business model for H!P
Then a bunion or hip
Is a pregnancy slip
Unless they can pimp like Tsuji[/quote]
MY H!P
Last edited by Pflaume on Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:20 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: H!P has some unique value
Excellent work, but there's a big difference between a shiv and a shank. I mean, one's for stabbing and the other's for cutting. Very situational and quite embarrassing if you've brought the wrong one for the job.
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Sayumi R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Sayumi R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Re: H!P has some unique value
It was the only google image result I liked. You could potentially stab AND cut with this, so I'd call it a wash. Just put your back into it!
The prison yard ladies all know
No matter the tool, it's the show
...........................Use a shiv or a shank
...........................It's all cash in the bank!
The latest bitch still hits the flo'
The prison yard ladies all know
No matter the tool, it's the show
...........................Use a shiv or a shank
...........................It's all cash in the bank!
The latest bitch still hits the flo'
Last edited by Pflaume on Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:22 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: H!P has some unique value
[quote name='Al Kusanagi' post='84327' date='Sep 1 2010, 08:06 PM']Excellent work, but there's a big difference between a shiv and a shank. I mean, one's for stabbing and the other's for cutting. Very situational and quite embarrassing if you've brought the wrong one for the job.[/quote]
I'm starting to get a little worried about you Al, do you have some hidden anger-management issues you would like to share with us?
I'm starting to get a little worried about you Al, do you have some hidden anger-management issues you would like to share with us?
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Re: H!P has some unique value
I had an extremely interesting youth...
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Re: H!P has some unique value
Were you born a poor black child, Al?
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Re: H!P has some unique value
I LOVE that emo 14 year old girl poetry.
Here is my high literary adaptation in honor of Tsuji. Cookies for the ones who can name the adaptation.
so much depends
upon
a giant red
hairbow
perched on permed
hair
beside the white
eyeliner.
Here is my high literary adaptation in honor of Tsuji. Cookies for the ones who can name the adaptation.
so much depends
upon
a giant red
hairbow
perched on permed
hair
beside the white
eyeliner.
Re: H!P has some unique value
Isn't 'shiv' a noun and 'shank' a verb?
Re: H!P has some unique value
Both "shiv" and "shank" may be used as a noun and a verb.
Urbandictionary claims the only difference between a shank and a shiv is that a shiv is made out of any non-metal substance available in jail (i.e. a toothbrush) whereas a shank is made of metal.
Urbandictionary claims the only difference between a shank and a shiv is that a shiv is made out of any non-metal substance available in jail (i.e. a toothbrush) whereas a shank is made of metal.
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Re: H!P has some unique value
[quote name='Pflaume' post='84343' date='Sep 1 2010, 06:58 PM']Were you born a poor black child, Al?[/quote]
Screw them! At least they get the gubment cheese and welfare checks! What has the white man ever done for me?!?
Screw them! At least they get the gubment cheese and welfare checks! What has the white man ever done for me?!?
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Sayumi R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Sayumi R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Re: H!P has some unique value
Everytime I see the word shank in here I think you're saying Skank. D:
Anyway, here are my offerings. I'm not very poetic, so here are some haiku! <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... iggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />
an aging idol
her image is eternal
nakazawa wins
morning musume
is part of hello project
this is my haiku
<img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... #>/wub.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D/' />
Anyway, here are my offerings. I'm not very poetic, so here are some haiku! <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... iggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />
an aging idol
her image is eternal
nakazawa wins
morning musume
is part of hello project
this is my haiku
<img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... #>/wub.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D/' />
This is a place where a signature goes. Enjoy some Airi instead.
Re: H!P has some unique value
[quote name='eri' post='84345' date='Sep 1 2010, 07:01 PM']I LOVE that emo 14 year old girl poetry.
Here is my high literary adaptation in honor of Tsuji. Cookies for the ones who can name the adaptation.
so much depends
upon
a giant red
hairbow
perched on permed
hair
beside the white
eyeliner.[/quote]
That one red wheelbarrow poem by that one poet guy. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... iggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />
I've always heard that shank is the verb you do with the noun shiv. My life is now a lie. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... #>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D/' />
Here is my high literary adaptation in honor of Tsuji. Cookies for the ones who can name the adaptation.
so much depends
upon
a giant red
hairbow
perched on permed
hair
beside the white
eyeliner.[/quote]
That one red wheelbarrow poem by that one poet guy. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... iggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />
I've always heard that shank is the verb you do with the noun shiv. My life is now a lie. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... #>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D/' />
Re: H!P has some unique value
[quote name='Al Kusanagi' post='84327' date='Sep 1 2010, 12:06 PM']Excellent work, but there's a big difference between a shiv and a shank. I mean, one's for stabbing and the other's for cutting. Very situational and quite embarrassing if you've brought the wrong one for the job.[/quote]
I'm probably just slow, but I have never heard of a shiv or shank before... Anyways here is my awesome 5 word poem:
I.
Love.
Hello!
Project.
Yay.
I'm probably just slow, but I have never heard of a shiv or shank before... Anyways here is my awesome 5 word poem:
I.
Love.
Hello!
Project.
Yay.
Re: H!P has some unique value
There once was a hooker named Alice
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her sphincter landed in Dallas.
Off-topic, Hello! Project has some unique value.
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her sphincter landed in Dallas.
Off-topic, Hello! Project has some unique value.
[quote name='CO2 Blasted Idols' post='91599' date='Jan 12 2011, 06:50 PM']Also, this is MM-BBS, the BBS that hates the H!P fans in almost all other forums.[/quote]
Re: H!P has some unique value
[quote name='anpanman' post='84305' date='Sep 1 2010, 05:44 AM']idol value ... aggressive to international markets.[/quote] etc.
I'm interested in this. Can I buy and trade idols, or would this fall under some sort of international slavery convention? I just want to play them like a stock market.
I'm interested in this. Can I buy and trade idols, or would this fall under some sort of international slavery convention? I just want to play them like a stock market.
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Re: H!P has some unique value
[quote name='Geof' post='84369' date='Sep 2 2010, 04:41 AM']There once was a hooker named Alice
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her sphincter landed in Dallas.[/quote]
Oh well if we are lowering the tone of the board:
There was a young man of Devizes,
Whose balls were differing sizes,
One ball was no ball at all
But the other won several prizes.
(In case anybody is wondering Devizes is a town in the UK.)
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her sphincter landed in Dallas.[/quote]
Oh well if we are lowering the tone of the board:
There was a young man of Devizes,
Whose balls were differing sizes,
One ball was no ball at all
But the other won several prizes.
(In case anybody is wondering Devizes is a town in the UK.)
Re: H!P has some unique value
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I wanna fuck Sayumi with a rake.
violets are blue,
I wanna fuck Sayumi with a rake.
Travel back in time through the haze of memories that aren't your own
and melodies frozen in a particular place in history..
If you say run, I'll run with you
If you say hide, we'll hide
and melodies frozen in a particular place in history..
If you say run, I'll run with you
If you say hide, we'll hide
Re: H!P has some unique value
[quote name='The Turtle Moves' post='84396' date='Sep 2 2010, 04:46 AM']Oh well if we are lowering the tone of the board:
There was a young man of Devizes,
Whose balls were differing sizes,
One ball was no ball at all
But the other won several prizes.
(In case anybody is wondering Devizes is a town in the UK.)[/quote]
See, the problem is your 3rd line doesn't have enough syllables to flow properly. If there's any tone-lowering going on here, it's your lack of proper limerick structure. Fairy.
There was a young man of Devizes,
Whose balls were differing sizes,
One ball was no ball at all
But the other won several prizes.
(In case anybody is wondering Devizes is a town in the UK.)[/quote]
See, the problem is your 3rd line doesn't have enough syllables to flow properly. If there's any tone-lowering going on here, it's your lack of proper limerick structure. Fairy.
[quote name='CO2 Blasted Idols' post='91599' date='Jan 12 2011, 06:50 PM']Also, this is MM-BBS, the BBS that hates the H!P fans in almost all other forums.[/quote]
Re: H!P has some unique value
[quote name='The Turtle Moves' post='84396' date='Sep 2 2010, 07:46 AM'][quote name='Geof' post='84369' date='Sep 2 2010, 04:41 AM']There once was a hooker named Alice
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her sphincter landed in Dallas.[/quote]
Oh well if we are lowering the tone of the board:
There was a young man of Devizes,
Whose balls were differing sizes,
One ball was no ball at all
But the other won several prizes.
(In case anybody is wondering Devizes is a town in the UK.)
[/quote]
A mathematician named Hall
Has a hexahedronical ball
The cub of its weight
times his pecker, plus eight
Is his phone number, give him a call!
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her sphincter landed in Dallas.[/quote]
Oh well if we are lowering the tone of the board:
There was a young man of Devizes,
Whose balls were differing sizes,
One ball was no ball at all
But the other won several prizes.
(In case anybody is wondering Devizes is a town in the UK.)
[/quote]
A mathematician named Hall
Has a hexahedronical ball
The cub of its weight
times his pecker, plus eight
Is his phone number, give him a call!
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Re: H!P has some unique value
[quote name='Geof' post='84399' date='Sep 2 2010, 12:53 PM']See, the problem is your 3rd line doesn't have enough syllables to flow properly. If there's any tone-lowering going on here, it's your lack of proper limerick structure. Fairy.[/quote]
Look, I didn't write the bloody thing, I just quoted it. Gaymosexual.
Take THIS and THIS.
I rest my case.
Look, I didn't write the bloody thing, I just quoted it. Gaymosexual.
Take THIS and THIS.
I rest my case.
Re: H!P has some unique value
IF Avex "lacks value" for idols
And AKB are nothing but sex dolls
And too "fugly" are DREAM?
Well, I'd say it seems
Anpanman hasn't taken his midol
And AKB are nothing but sex dolls
And too "fugly" are DREAM?
Well, I'd say it seems
Anpanman hasn't taken his midol
Re: H!P has some unique value
[quote name='Geof' post='84369' date='Sep 1 2010, 11:41 PM']obscenity[/quote]
[quote name='The Turtle Moves' post='84396' date='Sep 2 2010, 07:46 AM']filth[/quote]
[quote name='Ap2000' post='84398' date='Sep 2 2010, 07:53 AM']blasphemy[/quote]
[quote name='JPope' post='84402' date='Sep 2 2010, 10:33 AM']smut[/quote]
[quote name='The Turtle Moves' post='84396' date='Sep 2 2010, 07:46 AM']filth[/quote]
[quote name='Ap2000' post='84398' date='Sep 2 2010, 07:53 AM']blasphemy[/quote]
[quote name='JPope' post='84402' date='Sep 2 2010, 10:33 AM']smut[/quote]
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