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[MiniLovely]

Pocket Morning with MM.

Idols don't use toilets, seeing as they consume through photosynthesis. That's what glowsticks are for, guys.

Also, inspiration is unnecessary? What what?

A lament of the lack of creative input idols have over their work, perhaps?

[Enmiz]

I think they need to let Captain do some solo side projects where she gets to rap all the time. I think I would die from her awesomeness.







Also, why didn't Kananan get a mic at the press conference??

[Anderei]

Sayumi and Reina are going to be on EXILE's tv show. They're performing with E-girls and to a Morning Musume song remixed by a DJ. I don't know which one.



Check out the terrible outfit Reina wore.



8/26.



And have two clips of everyone being cute at some FC event. I like Haruna and Ayumi. Is there anything not to like?

[Shoujo Q]

[quote name='Anderei' timestamp='1344641487' post='131801']

And have two clips of everyone being cute at some FC event. I like Haruna and Ayumi. Is there anything not to like?

[/quote]



Sayumi shows Masaki what happens when you don't show favoritism to the right 6th gen member.

[Mugi]

[quote name='Shoujo Q' timestamp='1344644219' post='131802']

[quote name='Anderei' timestamp='1344641487' post='131801']

And have two clips of everyone being cute at some FC event. I like Haruna and Ayumi. Is there anything not to like?

[/quote]



Sayumi shows Masaki what happens when you don't show favoritism to the right 6th gen member.

[/quote]



Masaki is like Bitch please. I like Risa anyway.

[Banana]

[quote name='Anderei' timestamp='1344641487' post='131801']

And have two clips of everyone being cute at some FC event. I like Haruna and Ayumi. Is there anything not to like?

[/quote]

It's funny. I didn't really care for either of them at first, but they both have managed to win me over. They both have very likeable personalities.

[Anderei]

I felt the same way about Eripon when she debuted. I didn't like her at all in the auditions but she won me over pretty fast.

[Shoujo Q]

I've always imagined what a vocal ear rape would sound like, this pretty much sums it up.



Aya Hirano and Mano Erina, singing together, as one. If we ever get invaded by an alien race, they should play this on the loud speakers.

[Mugi]

[quote name='Shoujo Q' timestamp='1344701793' post='131830']

I've always imagined what a vocal ear rape would sound like, this pretty much sums it up.



Aya Hirano and Mano Erina, singing together, as one. If we ever get invaded by an alien race, they should play this on the loud speakers.

[/quote]



what was that for?

[al kusanagi]

I love Chinami more than anything, but Kuduu could probably fill a bikini better than her...

[rob]

[quote name='Mugi' timestamp='1344702829' post='131832']

[quote name='Shoujo Q' timestamp='1344701793' post='131830']

I've always imagined what a vocal ear rape would sound like, this pretty much sums it up.



Aya Hirano and Mano Erina, singing together, as one. If we ever get invaded by an alien race, they should play this on the loud speakers.

[/quote]



what was that for?

[/quote]



To show all H!P fans why Mano should stop singing.

[Shoujo Q]

[quote name='rob' timestamp='1344709785' post='131836']

[quote name='Mugi' timestamp='1344702829' post='131832']

[quote name='Shoujo Q' timestamp='1344701793' post='131830']

I've always imagined what a vocal ear rape would sound like, this pretty much sums it up.



Aya Hirano and Mano Erina, singing together, as one. If we ever get invaded by an alien race, they should play this on the loud speakers.

[/quote]



what was that for?

[/quote]



To show all H!P fans why Mano should stop singing.

[/quote]



No, it was to show that the combo of Aya Hirano AND Mano Erina is the worst idea that anyone ever came up with. Separately they are okay and tolerable singers, together it's a massive train wreck on the ears. (If you say other wise, I'm revoking your use of the rose colored ear plugs!)



Edit: Unless you meant the performance, then that was from the musical Erina is in right now, Usani. She's double-cast with Aya Hirano.

[Pucchi-Mo]

Too true, Sayumi. (Resonant Blue era, but it was recently uploaded & translated)



I wonder if there was another clip since then that says she's always getting robotic vocal effects over her singing.

[Anderei]

She's also spoken about always getting the yelling or the 'ah' parts before.

[momoirosaya]

Last Kurobara with MM and Momochi

[Anderei]

They're doing a uStream show called "Guest Maachan". Every week will have a different host but Masaki will always be the 'guest'. Haruna's the first host. Starts tomorrow at 7:30. They're going to play an album song as well.

[al kusanagi]

DJ Kuduu mixin' it up on Masaki's new Ustream show!

[al kusanagi]

First Kuduu makes herself co-host, and now a wild cosplaying Chisa appears!



Best show ever!

[al kusanagi]

Dammit, Reina... Stop making me love you!



Someone posted a comment on her blog saying "I wish you'd graduate," and she did a lengthy post that amounted to a huge "Go fuck yourself!" It's since been deleted, but it was awesome while it lasted.

[Anderei]

Someone copied it before it was deleted. In case anyone who understands Japanese wants to read:



コメント見たけどさ



なに？





【言いたい事書いていいの？

じゃあ書くけど早く卒業してほしい】って？



なにそれ。



何でそんなこと言われなきゃいけないんですか。



ってかさー



芸能人は印象が大事だからやめた方がいい。とかゆー人ぉるけど



ってかそんなの れーなが１番わかっとうしね。



何でそんな悪い事書くって決めつけると





ってかさ れーなの事嫌いなられーなのブログ見らんでいーやん。



ほっとけし。



べー(・┰・)

[momoirosaya]

I saw that comment



What the hell?





The one that said "Is it okay if I say something?

Well, I'll write it, but I really want you to hurry up and graduate."



What's up with that?



Why do I have to be told these things?



You know



I'm sure that some will say that because people in show business' impressions are important I should stop



But I know that best of all.



Why would you choose to write such mean things?



If you hate me then don't read my friggin blog.



Leave me alone.



*sticks out tongue* :P

[/quote]

[rob]

w...w...what just happened...



Reina <3

[pharbron]

Tuesday, August 14, 2012, Mizuki, Erina, Riho and Kanon make their first pass on the Morning Musume tenure list by passing Fukuda Asuka and are now tied for 25th place.



1. Niigaki Risa is at 10 years, 8 months, 22 days

2. Takahashi Ai is at 10 years, 1 month, 4 days

3. Michishige Sayumi and Tanaka Reina are at 9 years, 6 months, 26 days

5. Kamei Eri is at 7 years, 10 months, 26 days

6. Iida Kaori is at 7 years, 4 months, 23 days

7. Yoshizawa Hitomi is at 7 years, 20 days

8. Yaguchi Mari is at 6 years, 11 months, 11 days

9. Abe Natsumi is at 6 years, 4 months, 18 days

10. Mitsui Aika is at 5 years, 5 months 8 days

11. Ishikawa Rika is at 5 years, 21 days

12. Yasuda Kei is at 5 years, 2 days

13. Ogawa Makoto is at 5 years, 1 day

14. Konno Asami is at 4 years, 10 months, 27 days

15. Kusumi Koharu is at 4 years, 7 months, 5 days

16. Fujimoto Miki is at 4 years, 4 months, 13 days

17. Tsuji Nozomi and Kago Ai are at 4 years, 3 months, 16 days

19. Li Chun and Qian Lin are at 3 years, 9 months

21. Nakazawa Yuko is at 3 years, 7 months, 8 days

22. Goto Maki is at 3 years, 1 month, 1 day

23. Ishiguro Aya is at 2 years, 4 months

24. Ichii Sayaka is at 2 years, 18 days

25. Fukumura Mizuki, Ikuta Erina, Sayashi Riho and Suzuki Kanon are at 1 year, 7 months, 12 days

29. Fukuda Asuka is at 1 year, 7 months, 11 days

30. Iikubo Haruna, Ishida Ayumi, Sato Masaki and Kudo Haruka are at 10 months, 16 days

[tsukinobyouin]

Did I miss someone posting this already? I didn't see a post from Pucchi deciphering all of the number symbolism, so I assumed no one had posted them. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



The B.L.T. x Hello! Project T-shirts are out.



MM

Berryz

C-ute

Mano

S/mileage

Aika



Sayu's cat lady status pops up again. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... /laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> These were designed before The Great Color Change Revolution of 2012 so Erina and Haruna still have their old colors.

[Anderei]

Do they choose the color of the font themselves? If so, a few of them need a lesson on complimentary colors.

[Haru]

Harunan's is preeeeeeeettyyyyyyyyyy.

[Anderei]

Ayumi and Sayumi's Sendai "Namaiki TV" appearance.



It's the Rakuten Eagles thing. No video of Ayumi performing with the cheerleaders yet. There are a few pictures, though! You can tell how she actually dyed her hair when she's outside.



She was looking at the wrong camera when she started her introduction. I thought that was cute.

[masa]

[quote name='Anderei' timestamp='1344973441' post='131962']

It's the Rakuten Eagles thing. No video of Ayumi performing with the cheerleaders yet.

[/quote]

Here you are.

[rob]

I have no idea what to write here....



so click this link if you want, no promises.... but it's possible the best video on the internet

[al kusanagi]

Here's a great translated interview with Sayu and Yuko.



Reading that shows beyond a shadow of any doubt that Sayu's the ultimate Musume. She's working so damn hard to bring the group back to Golden Age levels.