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Small breasts now illegal in Australia

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Australia bans small breasts

January 27, 2010 – 11:41 pm



The Australian Sex Party (ASP) said Wednesday that the Australian Classification Board (ACB) is now banning depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. It comes just a week after it was found that material with depictions of females ejaculating during orgasm are now Refused Classification and Australian Customs directed to confiscate it.



ASP’s Fiona Patten writes on her party’s website that they are starting to see depictions of women in their late 20s being banned because they have an A cup breast size:


“This is in response to a campaign led by Kids Free 2 B Kids and promoted by Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett in Senate Estimates late last year. Mainstream companies such as Larry Flint’s Hustler produce some of the publications that have been banned. These companies are regulated by the FBI to ensure that only adult performers are featured in their publications.”


Patten writes that such bans may be an unintended consequence of the Senator’s actions “but they are largely responsible for the sharp increase in breast size in Australian adult magazines of late”.



How can this be happening



The National Classification Code dictates that anything that describes or depicts a person who is, or appears to be, a child under 18 (whether the person is engaged in sexual activity or not) in a way that is likely to cause offence to a reasonable adult is Refused Classification.



State Crime Acts are also similar. Victoria’s Criminal Code includes the ‘or appears to be’ clause in its definition of child pornography and it doesn’t need to cause offence to a reasonable adult for it to be illegal.



Even if you are 18 years old but you look younger, taking a photograph of your breasts and uploading it to the Internet could land you or someone you know in serious trouble.



Keep in mind it’s highly unlikely that a naked photograph of a 30, 40 or 50 year old woman with small breasts would ‘appear’ to be child pornography on the basis of her breast size alone. Small breasts do not automatically mean something will be banned or is illegal.



A bad message



Australian adult blogger Ms Naughty says we need to look at what this ruling says to Australian women:


“Why ban small boobs? I can only assume it stems from paranoia that flat chests somehow stir up the pedophiles. And you only need to mention that “p” word to start a full-scale moral panic in Parliament.”



“Shall we put such hysteria aside and look at what this ruling is saying to Australian women? Basically, it’s classing a certain normal female body type as obscene. It’s declaring all flat chests to be automatically juvenile, something that should not be viewed by anyone because of a fear that it will stir up “base instincts” in certain people.”



“Can the Classification Board be any more insulting or sexist?”
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Sauce. More on squirting in the original article if you feel like reading.



And holy damn, I thought UK was bad. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... popper.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':whistling:' /> I'm officially thinking of Australia as of the UK of the southern hemisphere now and striking it out of my possible destinations to settle down. :finger:



And apart from how this "ban" will be enforced or not in real - way to go Australia reinforcing the worst sexist stereotypes and spitting in the face of your female population. I'm raging like a natural born feminist now.
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More reason to nuke Australia forever.
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Yeah, but I think I read somewhere that the average Australian cup size was DD or something redonkulous like that. Of course, that's probably relating to the America-rivaling obesity levels there and not buxom bikini clad lasses.
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This had better fucking not lead to a return of "natural" bush.
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[quote name='aine' post='74889' date='Feb 1 2010, 02:02 AM']Australia[/quote]

[quote name='Geof' post='74902' date='Feb 1 2010, 08:08 AM']bush.[/quote]

I see what you did there.
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Honestly, the return of the natural bush deemed so horrifying these days would be a step above this. This is just stupid - how are small breasts a strictly childish trait? PLENTY of adult women are small breasted - however not many are smooth and hairless like a baby.
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Australia: No videogames or porn; A Perfect Child's Getaway (tm)©(esq)(gq)
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Now children will start getting breast implants. What will they do then‽‽‽
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[quote name='Sabaku Ika' post='74938' date='Feb 1 2010, 05:17 PM']Now children will start getting breast implants. What will they do then‽‽‽[/quote]

Don't give the kiddie fashion moms ideas.
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