Battle to the death: ROUND FOUR

[Sabaku Ika]

Sayaka Ichii and Rika Ishikawa are at the Illinois State Fair, as this is their favorite event of the year and they always go together. However, unbeknownst to them, they are part of the main entertainment of the fair this year: The Corn Dog Eating Contest To the Death.

The rules of the contest are just what it sounds like. Whoever eats the most corn dogs without dying wins.

WHO WILL SURVIVE‽

[Ap2000]

[quote name='ika otoko' post='87564' date='Nov 14 2010, 11:35 PM']The rules of the contest are just what it sounds like.[/quote]



I had too look up what a "corn dog" is. hah



I go for Ichii, but for no real apparent reason really.

[Pflaume]

Hahahahaha. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... #>/wub.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rimshot:' />



Sabaku, can I carry around a 2" tall version of you in my pocket?

[al kusanagi]

Rika is afraid of chickens.



Another word for a chicken is "cock."



Cocks are, justifiably so, phallic-shaped objects.



Corn dogs are phallic-shaped.



Therefore, Rika is afraid of corn dogs.



HP's hottest MILF wins.

[Shoujo Q]

Rika doesn't seem like the type that would eat a corn dog, I think she's more of a taco person myself.



Sayaka loves corn dogs so of course she'd win hands down.

[al kusanagi]

[quote name='PQ' post='87568' date='Nov 14 2010, 06:17 PM']Rika doesn't seem like the type that would eat a corn dog, I think she's more of a taco person myself.



Sayaka loves corn dogs so of course she'd win hands down.[/quote]



I see what you did there...

[Sabaku Ika]

[quote name='Al Kusanagi' post='87567' date='Nov 14 2010, 06:12 PM']Rika is afraid of chickens.



Another word for a chicken is "cock."



Cocks are, justifiably so, phallic-shaped objects.



Corn dogs are phallic-shaped.



Therefore, Rika is afraid of corn dogs.



HP's hottest MILF wins.[/quote]

I think I saw Rika eat a shrimp on Hello! Morning once.

[Ap2000]

[quote name='Al Kusanagi' post='87567' date='Nov 15 2010, 12:12 AM']Rika is afraid of chickens.



Another word for a chicken is "cock."



Cocks are, justifiably so, phallic-shaped objects.



Corn dogs are phallic-shaped.



Therefore, Rika is afraid of corn dogs.



HP's hottest MILF wins.[/quote]



Unfortunately I couldn't come up with a good enough joke for her lesbian adventures with Yossi. But I want people to know I tried.

[Gerald]

Come on everybody, three words "Yo-Yo Girl Cop".... only bad ass Ayaya was capable of taking Ishikawa down and she's had therapy for her bird phobia so Sayaka can't dress up as a chicken.



I like Sayaka but it's no contest.

[Pucchi-Mo]

So basically, Rika got beaten by an old lady. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... /laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />



Sayaka has eaten for two, twice.

Rika has probably taken two... [this sentence stops here]

Sayaka wins.



The final round of this should be:



2 morning musume girls are picked semi randomly and put into a weird poll on MM-BBS. Out of these two girls, who would get more votes and the most absurd/entertaining explanations about why she's best at an unrealistic situation. It's perfect because the results would actually confirm the answer.

[neshcom]

[quote name='CO2 Blasted Idols' post='87575' date='Nov 14 2010, 07:55 PM']Sayaka has eaten for two, twice.

Rika has probably taken two... [this sentence stops here]

Sayaka wins.[/quote]

I'd like to let you know that your argument is airtight.