Hello! SATOYAMA Life

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Will we just talk about the new show here? It's called Hello! Satoyama Life.



Starts next week in the same time slot. Airs at 1 AM on TV Tokyo but re-runs will be at 9:30 AM Saturday on BS-Japan.



Celedam over at jplop translated the summary of the show:



"HelloPro members will experience nature, such as agriculture and the outdoors, and thus learn a variety of cultures and lifestyles!"



Preview pictures as to who will be on the first episode:



Ayumi, Nakky, Kanon, Aika, Haruna and Dawa

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When I said I wanted to see an episode with Haruna and Dawa together, this isn't really what I had in mind. But I'll take what I can get.
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I don't see much write-up material with this new show unless I get really mean. I'll probably end it with HP Time.
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Aika's walking again, it's a miracle!
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"Hello Pro members live the slow life"? Ugh. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... cepalm.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':facepalm:' /> I guess UFA was overdue to ruin a good thing.
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First episode of the new show.



Interesting song choice for the opening. Features Haruna, Ayumi, Aika, Nakky, Kanyon, and Dawa.
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New show ends with a CAPSULE song, apparently. Kind of wonder why.



It was as boring as I expected, although I suppose it might appeal to a broader audience than HPT.



According to the guys at TKMR, some wotas (i.e. the ones on 2ch) are angry about this format change and have even been talking boycott.
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I wish they could just have an awesome show like Hello Morning again...
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This Week:



This show sucks.



Next Week:



This show will still suck.
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I was DETERMINED to like this.... I like to say new things are awesome because people hate change.



BUT FUCK ME... BORING PIECE OF CRAP!!!



I watched the first 5 mins, randomly clicked through the rest of the video then closed it because I literally couldn't bear to watch another second.



This show needs to go die in a pit of fire RIGHT. NOW.



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The person who had this idea, FIRE HIM/HER RIGHT NOW, whoever thought this was a good idea is a complete fucking moron!!
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It's like they watched IY and took everything but the parts that made IY memorable and fun.
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[quote name='Saya' timestamp='1339117564' post='126832']

I wish they could just have an awesome show like Hello Morning again...

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So do I. I can see where they wanted to switch up H!P Time, because all the BTS stuff was getting repetitive, but I think something a little more variety-based would have been more entertaining. But I guess that would require a higher budget.
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Why the fuck is the opening theme Sara Bareilles?
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I genuinely don't see why they wanted to switch up from H!P Time, we hadn't seen some of the girls for AAAAGES...



I personally think an evolution not a revolution was necessary, keep the H!P time theme, but give them an unexpected task to do..



off the top of my head...



Chissa and Nakky need to find Risako, there are clues leading to her location and if they get there in time they get CAKE



Insert comedic moments and hey voila a show that is 1000000000000099999999999999999999% better than the current piece of shit show they are offering.
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I finally got around to watching it...



and I actually liked it. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... smooch.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='=3=' />
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This week's episode isn't up yet and I have no idea what's on it, but next week's episode has Mano, Maimi, Aika and Mizuki going to learn how to make glass chimes.



Edit: Today's episode had some footage of Berryz/C-ute shooting their song, so I guess they'll still include a bit of BTS.
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The girls looked as miserable during the first half as I did watching it... Thankfully the second half slightly redeemed itself with the Nacky/Haruna talk and the PV making.



And I swear that's Aika announcing the show. If it's not her, she's got the exact same vocal mannerisms.
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Just when you think it's safe to watch some H!P stuff.... Aika appears.... <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... dammit.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':dammit:' />
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Also... Risako is looking great, that hair style really suits her!



At least only half of this episode was boring, seriously.... they are going to have to trash this idea pretty quickly
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[quote name='Al Kusanagi' timestamp='1339734837' post='127370']

And I swear that's Aika announcing the show. If it's not her, she's got the exact same vocal mannerisms.

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You can see "ナレーター 篠田潤子" at the beginning of the show. It means "narrator Shinoda Junko".

She appeared as the MC of Dream Morning Musume event.
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From JPLOP:



Amaya Yuka, the narrator for TV Tokyo and Hello Pro Time said she has graduated from narrating. she thanks everyone for the support.



http://ameblo.jp/amaya-kimono/entry-11274747997.html







Too bad, I really liked her voice.



The new narrator is terrible.
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Since it's own show it should get it's own topic <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... hahaha.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':hahaha:' />

So I did it!
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Thanks Saya!



So watching this, PV making was cute. Rest of the episode. Image At least they wont stop presenting the PV stuff, hope that goes for audition footage also. Those will probably be the highlight of the entire series.
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^No problem <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... umbsup.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':thumbsup:' />



Ok, I take it back. I hate this show. Watching them plant seeds was horrible.
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I haven't watched a lot of stuff lately. I realize, belatedly, that I dislike Aika. Why does she speak with a lisp? And such a shrill lisp? Does her lack of lips hinder her speech?



Episode 1:

I love how they have to act sooo excited to learn, 60 different types! Wow!!! Hooray!!! Suggooii!! Life as an idol sure is tough.



But oh shit, this is like NHK educational stuff that no one watches and then it closes with the boring cooking/eating shows that are on 24/7.



Episode 2:

The most important thing is that Erina is in the next episode.
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I watched half the first episode the other day. The highlight was imagining how they all got onion breath (short-term) and intestinal worms (long-term) from chewing on that unwashed raw leek.



Glass chimes, huh? Now if it was glass beads I could see some potential...
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This week's episode.



Mano, Maimi, Aika and Mizuki.
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Including Maimi has made this show 10 times better. Also, at least the coin operated vegetable stand was interesting.
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10 times more interesting yes.





HOWEVER, zero times 10 is still zero.



Fuck this show, it's fuckin terrible.
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New Satoyama Life Episode



Part 1

Part 2



There is no farming involved this time. In fact it was quite Bijo Gaku-esque.

They pray to the heavenly Komatsuna (Japanese Mustard Spinach) god to help them with their troubles. Fuku-chan wishes that she had a special skill. Masaki mails Aika a lot, but all she says is "Mitsui-san! Mitsumitsumitsui-san!" and Aika is bothered. Maimi wishes that she wouldn't break everything she touched. Mano doesn't want to called ame-onna by her fans, she thinks that her manager is the real ame-onna, it's just that her manager is always by her side, so it makes it seem like she's the ame-onna. Mano is also troubled by the fact that her fans always go "Eeeehhhh?" when she says that she's 21, even she's not lying about it.



Then they blow glass wind chimes. The first time Fuku-chan messes up and blows it up too big, the second time she messes up and it doesn't blow it up at all. Mano holds the stick to gather glass on in the furnace thing for too long and she melts the stick. The second time she blows it up but it looks like it's about to fall off so she freaks out and messes it up. Maimi blows too much and it breaks. The second time, she does it right, but it collapses in on itself when she raise the stick up. Maimi gets to do it more because she did well the second time and makes a good one. Aika makes one. Then Fuku-chan and Mano try again and make one.



Gaki-san has a message about her new play "Mimori". She has chopped of her locks.



Next episode: They decorate the wind chimes and make Komatsuna udon-Fuku-chan+Harunan.
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