Worst Outfits of All of H!P

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I remembered how great this was so, I'm going to remake it..but. All of H!P has had some crappy outfits. Not just Momusu.



Berryz Koubou's Shining Power. The outfits themselves aren't too bad, but the fabric looks like a volcano barfed all over them.

C-ute's PV outfits for Sekai Ichii HAPPY Onna no Ko. Poofy cowgirls.

S/mileage's Samui ne.. Actually, the only problem I have with these is the tails. They really scare me.



I'm sure I'm forgetting some fug. Remember concert outfits should count as well o/
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I like all of those...
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Smileage's Koi Ni Booing Boo outfits are pretty bad.

Couldn't find an image, but Akagumi4's outfits in Akai Nikkichou were the worst thing ever.
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On the concert end of things (i don't curr if it's momusu these are awful):

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And these outfits from 2012 Winter. I know there was a purple version too.:

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The Berryz Shining Power outfits:

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And some old school S/mileage wearing fug animal print:

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Happiness ~Koufuku Kangei!-I have no reason, I just don't like them.

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LALALA Shiawase no Uta- I'm not a fan of the fluffy, feathery part on the torso.

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This is like asking "what was the worst mass genocide of all time?" The majority of H!P outfits in history have been dreadful, it just comes down to a matter of how much we convince ourselves that they're not. Especially post-2002/2003.
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H!P's greatest crime against good taste has at least led to my favorite H!P picture of all time: http://imgur.com/LyIl8
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I've never seen so much detail put... onto the BACK of a costume.



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But I like the front of the costume. :x



There are far TOO many outfits in H!P that are just worst then the rest. I could spend days digging through them all. Image



Also, Reina's Zebra pants, my mother made cushions for my niece out of that same exact fabric, and I also saw the pants on sale at the store. Reina's pants, they get around.
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I would rock the shit out of Reina's zebra pants myself.



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I would rock the shit out of Reina's zebra pants myself.



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I always called these the giant condom dresses.
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[quote name='The☆AEUGNewtype' timestamp='1354847913' post='139012']

This is like asking "what was the worst mass genocide of all time?" The majority of H!P outfits in history have been dreadful, it just comes down to a matter of how much we convince ourselves that they're not. Especially post-2002/2003.

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This.



Trying to find the best outfits would be a harder decision.
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WAKUTEKA TAKE A GODDAMN CHANCE PEOPLE!





Are we doing of all time? I definitely have to second the Shining Power outfits and Pyoko Pyoko.



All of the gold outfits ever, except Kono Chikyuu's were kind of cute.



I'll come back to this...I've had a ton come to mind lately and didn't want to bump the old thread...
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These weren't so good:



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And if we can include Makoto:

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Oh I know....GREEN FIELDS. I HATE DENIM HATE HATE HATE
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U just mad you can't rock dat Makoto pimp gear.
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I somehow missed the Makoto picture first time around. I guess because I just automatically block out anything GOLD anymore.
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Makoto is always wearing something terrible. He probably just makes his own outfits.
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[quote name='Shoujo Q' timestamp='1354851397' post='139020']

I've never seen so much detail put... onto the BACK of a costume.



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But I like the front of the costume. :x



There are far TOO many outfits in H!P that are just worst then the rest. I could spend days digging through them all. Image



Also, Reina's Zebra pants, my mother made cushions for my niece out of that same exact fabric, and I also saw the pants on sale at the store. Reina's pants, they get around.

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HOW HARD IS IT TO CINCH A WAIST IN. That would automatically have made these a teeny bit better. Flat sack dresses do not work for anyone!!!
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^ The outfits were supposed to look like cell phones. If they cinched the waists they wouldn't look like blocky phones! I like that the costume designer tried to get creative and come up with a theme, maybe next year they'll progress to the point where they can come up with a theme that actually has to do with one of their songs. And that's a few more steps away from literal.
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[quote name='freezingkiss' timestamp='1354965240' post='139083']

HOW HARD IS IT TO CINCH A WAIST IN. That would automatically have made these a teeny bit better. Flat sack dresses do not work for anyone!!!

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Not hard at all, it's a cinch. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... R#>/8o.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='8o' />



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I would rock the shit out of Reina's zebra pants myself.

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I thought those outfits are the worst before seeing that. They're indescribable :sick:...... Both are terrible but, in my opinion, Koharu's one is worst because of the colors which match worst than Risa's ones.
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Talk about jumping a thread from the dead. xD
 
But that it a worthy outfit I guess if there ever was one. I didn't even realized it existed. I wonder how much acid they dropped the day decided that outfit was a good idea.
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I found that thread serendipitously and I laughted so hard reading it x) so I thought I should put in here two cents worth :3
It's too bad that's a dead thread :( .
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Them card costumes from Chance! were awful.
 
Berryz 8th album muumuus.  Ew.
 
I have to say though, listing the good H!P outfits would be faster.
 
 
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But, to me, listing the worst one is funnier ^^.
 
I guess that we can add Otona na no yo! ones to the list... (in my opinion)
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PICS OR NONE OF THEM HAPPENED. :noway:


'Cause I have no idea what any of y'all are talking about.
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PICS OR NONE OF THEM HAPPENED. :noway:


'Cause I have no idea what any of y'all are talking about.
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Pandapanda was speaking about these one, which I find ok :
 
 
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Yeah, even though the muumuus are really kinda bleh for me, everyone looks so gorgeous that you pretty much overlook them.
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From their last concert.. Those tops.
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